Sher-o-Shayari & Jokes

Ajeeb Saudagar hai ye Waqt bhi!!!!

Jawani ka Lalach de ke Bachpan le gaya…..

Aur Ab…..

Ameeri ka Lalach de ke Jawani Le Jayega…..

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Solid Beijjati

Ladka – Kaha Ho Darling?

Ladki – Abhi to main Apni BMW se Market ja rahi hu,

Pahle Shopping Mall,Uske baad Clothes & Jewellery Khareedungi,

Phir Hum Milenge!

Tum Batao,Tum Abhi Kaha Ho?

Ladka – Tu Jis Tata Magic me Baithi Hai na Usi Tata Magic ke Peeche Main LATKA hua hu…..

KIRAYA mat dena Maine de diya hai!!!

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Har Khushi Har Pal Teri Taraf Mod Du…..

Tu Kahe To Tere Liyeย Chaand Taare Bhi Tod Du…..

Bus Itna Hi Kaafi Hai…..

Ya 2-4 JHOOTH aur Bol Du…..

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Baba Ramdev Patanjali ki Aur se Ek Naya Bayan Jaari…..

GOOGLE MAPS Istemaal Na Kare,

Swadeshi Bane,

Corner Ke PAAN Wale se Rasta Pooche!!!!!

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College Elections me President Pad

ke Ek Ummidwar ne To Saari Hade

Hi Paar Kar Di…..

Bol Raha Hai KI Agar Main President Bana To

Videsho me Jama Kala Dhan Lakar College me Baant Dunga…..:P ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

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